It Depends On Who's Asking
What's the longest river in the United States? If you answered, "the Missouri," you'd be right. If you answered, "the Mississippi," you'd be wrong...unless you were taking the new citizenship exam floated last week by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, in which the wrong answer is the right answer (Question #125.)
Good enough for government work?
DAN REED in the San Jose Mercury News.
